Northern Rock nationalised…
February 17, 2008
… blimey my tiny two bed flat in Crystal Palace is now owned by the Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Maybe now I should have open days and guided tours for you, the UK tax payer now owner. I could convert the study into a gift shop and tea rooms. Of course I’ve already had some recent ‘visitors‘. Wonder what this means for Newcastle United?
The Virtual Farmer’s Market
October 26, 2007
BigBarn.co.uk - The Virtual Farmer’s Market. Some good news to counter the bad news that Heinz are taking the farmers market name in vain for a range of their gloopy oversalted soups. I’m a big fan of Big Barn, and it’s lead me to some great food around the country, so will be giving www.localfoodshop.co.uk a trial soon.
No one ‘does’ grief quite like the Scousers
August 29, 2007
Liverpool fans pay tribute to murdered Rhys - Liverpool Echo.co.uk
As Stuart Marconie says in his excellent Pies and Prejudice, Scousers are like the Basques of the North.
Man on the line at Clapham Junction
August 21, 2007
After taking this picture I was told ‘not to look this way’ buy a member of Southern rail staff. ‘Why’ I said. ‘It’s the rules’. ‘Who’s rules?’ I asked ‘You can’t stop us from looking’. I slowly began to move away. Moments later the female British Transport Police office third from the left in the photo felt the need to cross over the tracks from the other platform to challenge me. ‘Do you think it’s right to take pictures of a dying man, who’s probably not going to make it?’ ‘Well I am a photographer and work for the media’ I replied. At that her much bigger colleague moved in as well as the two Southern rail staff and I was ‘encouraged’ to move away. Just look at those firemen, what are they doing if not ‘rubbernecking’?
Was I right to take it? I think so. If only to highlight the exemplary work of the emergency services in trying to save the mans life. I was speaking to another passenger who said that he’d been told that the guy had been drunk, stumbling around on the platform, and then fallen on to the live rail. So be careful after you’ve had a few. I honestly hope he pulls through.
Fresh in my mind was the recent story of photographer Alan Lodge who came a cropper with the law while photographing an armed robbery. The irony of the case was that Lodge helped draft the guidelines used by the Police for dealing with the press. There’s more on Alan’s blog here The whole public/private debate is at a critical stage right now. See my notes on a talk given by media lawyer Rupert Grey at the BAPLA picture buyers fair for more on the subject.
It seems we live in an age when Pete Doherty can get away with possessing class A drugs for the umpteenth time but people can’t take photographs.
BBCs Barbet joins Five News
August 20, 2007
BBCs Barbet joins Five News | Broadcast | MediaGuardian.co.uk
Barbet’s off too! after a trial on BBC Breakfast saw him loose his national coverage cherry. You can’t keep a young gun like that down… What prompted it? What was the BBC pay review amount this year?
Power to the Prostate!
August 10, 2007
| Brocoli ’stops’ prostate cancer…
Pomogrante juice ‘can slow prostate cancer’… Oily fish ‘blocks prostate cancer’… But hold on. Flaxseed also ‘block prostate cancer’ Green tea ‘prevents’ prostate cancer… Garlic may ‘repel’ prostate cancer… tomatoes ‘fight’ prostate cancer… And even plain old olive oil (and a few herbs) can ‘cut prostate cancer risk’. Meanwhile, Soy improves Prostate Cancer ‘Outlook’. Oh and nuts are great too, but only a few mind. With all this it’s a wonder 10,000+ men in the UK died of it in 2005. I do wonder about food/health stories offering false hope to readers. It’s not just prostate cancer either. ‘Curry could help fight Alzheimer’s’ (in the Guardian last month) , and the same story from the BBC back in 2001. I mean how much turmeric is in the average bog-standard Ruby Murray house Tikka Masalla really? Another angle that’s often taken is the ‘Bad things are actually good for you!’ approach. A single glass of red wine can fight colds, boost ‘good’ cholesterol, and cure a sore throat. And everyone know chocolate is good for you nowadays -pig out foks! Unsuprisingly what gets lost in these stories is a number of important details, such as ‘the study was performed by undergraduates on five mice’ or ‘the subjects actually took grape skin supplements not actual wine’, and they’re rarely attributed either, just you know ‘Scientists’. Now I’m in no way surprised that the media are telling people perhaps what they want to hear. But in effect they’re saying to people, drinking a bottle of red wine and chunking down a curry and then eating a bar of Dairy Milk when you get home and you’re doing yourself some good. Bad Science in the Guardian had a great piece on how ’science’ is reported in the media the other week, and I think food stories fall into the similar camp: food scare stories (death, cancer, disease, pollution obesity), food heal stories (superfoods, anti-oxidants, enriching, healthy, “good” bacteria/cholesterol etc.) and food wacky stories (giant things, blackberries in March, pizza saved my life etc.) And if we’re lucky they’ll bother to report the expert saying ‘we’d all be a lot better off if we ate a balanced diet and less processed food’… but who wants to hear that? |
advertising vs protesting
June 28, 2007
Originally uploaded by Luis Rubim.
Oh dear, a good idea in the brainstorming session… a very bad idea to do it next to soliders mothers who are holding large images of their dead sons.
Mind you there were all sorts of protesters there. I saw one guy protesting on his own about Freemasons.
Gordon Brown about to visit the Queen
June 28, 2007
Tony Blair - Gordon Brown handover - 14
Originally uploaded by eyedropper.co.uk.
He looked very happy, there was some polite clapping, in contrast to round the corner on Whitehall where every car that went in or out of Downing Street was boooed.
More here http://www.flickr.com/photos/eyedropper/tags/gordonbrown/
Barclays eagle causing a flap after 317 years
June 19, 2007
More logo bafoonery with the news that Barclays are to drop their ‘Tutonic looking’ eagle logo lest it offend the mild mannered Dutch who proabbly couldn’t care less. Ditch it because you don’t like it, or that you want to create someting new, but don’t ditch it because it may offend… customers are offended by sloppy service and outrageous bank charges, not this surely?! Also, there’s a reason for the eagle, from Barclay’s history page “1728 Freame and Gould move to 54 Lombard Street at the sign of the Black Spread Eagle.”

Furthurmore plenty other country in Europe neigh the world has used the eagle at somepoint, including the dutch town of Berg en Terblijt.
Looking at the list of FTSE 100 top 30 Co.’s with a large market cap it’s worth noting that Royal Dutch Shell, BP, Barclays, Lloyds, and BAT are the only ones to use anythign from the natural world in their branding…
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Royal Dutch Shell |
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| 2 |
BP |
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| 3 | HSBC | |
| 4 | GlaxoSmithKline | |
| 5 | Vodafone Group | ![]() |
| 6 | Royal Bank of Scotland Group | |
| 7 |
Barclays plc |
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| 8 | HBOS | |
| 9 | AstraZeneca | |
| 10 | Anglo American | |
| 11 |
Lloyds TSB |
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| 12 | Tesco | |
| 13 |
British American Tobacco |
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| 14 | Rio Tinto Group [1] | |
| 15 | Diageo | |
| 16 | BT Group | |
| 17 | Xstrata | ![]() |
| 18 | BG Group | |
| 19 | BHP Billiton [2] | |
| 20 | Aviva | |
| 21 | Standard Chartered | ![]() |
| 22 | National Grid | |
| 23 | Unilever [3] | |
| 24 | SABMiller | ![]() |
| 25 | Prudential | ![]() |
| 26 | Reckitt Benckiser | |
| 27 | Imperial Tobacco Group | |
| 28 | BAE Systems | |
| 29 | Scottish and Southern Energy | |
| 30 | Centrica | |
| 31 | Marks & Spencer | ![]() |
| 32 | Cadbury Schweppes | |
| 33 | Scottish Power [4] | |
| 34 | Land Securities | |
| 35 | Legal & General |
Creative of Tonbridge Wells
June 8, 2007
There was a nice article in the Independent yesterday talking about the outpouring of creativity following the new Olympic logo announcement. Send us yours they say, shame they’ve not got round to publishing any yet. The Daily Mail has, along with the Sun and BBC online as well as the 2012 group themselves.
Let’s face it this logo was doomed from the start, the likes of the Mail and Express had probably written the copy months ago, they were only going to be satisfied with the Queen mum dressed as a beefeater upon a union jack draped bulldog jumping Big Ben or something. There’s now a a lot of ‘what’s wrong with the old one!’ (We see this a lot when the Bank of England introduces new shaped currency – though there was little fuss about the new £20 notes strangely) A lot of people want to keep the logo that won us the games, maybe because it’s tied up in our minds with 7/7?
So, as in times past, there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, outrage, disgrace, and a ‘child could do that’ etc… so far so British. The natural perpetual state of the Englishman is to believe the country’s going to the dogs, to rack and ruin, stop the world I want to get off. We’ve become a nation of complainers, not in a ‘out on the streets storming the barricades’ kind of way, but in a moaning letter writing way, complaining not about erosion of our civil liberties or the right to protest within 1 mile of the ‘cradle of democracy’, but on the choice of contestants on a TV game show – after all it’s far easier to dash off a email or add a splurge a comment on a website about something inconsequential these days that actually do anything about it.
Except in the case of the London Olympic logo lots of ‘children who could do that’ have actually had a go, as well as teenagers and adults. Despite what you think of the logo, you can’t deny it’s been a catalyst for the public to start designing – that’s a good thing I think. No one did this when the Millennium Experience man logo came out, and everyone hated that remember?
So a similar outpouring of moaning; ‘waste of money’ looks rubbish – zero creating a better version as far as I remember. Why is that? Well I reckon its two things. One, we have better access to creative digital technology, we can not only create stuff much easier, but we can distribute and promote it much faster too. We’re more visually fluent, we’re taking more and more pictures of our lives, and are world is now saturated in imagery. Second is the fall of the expert - or perhaps that should be the rise of the amateur – With vast amounts of information and increased leisure time, anyone can voice their opinions on everything from creationism to composition.
This isn’t always a good thing mind. If you look at a lot of the entries, they look like t-shirts you see in souvenir and other tourist stalls and shops don’t they?
And I should know having had a job in Athena on Trafalgar square in 97. Is London no more than Big Ben, beef eaters and the underground roundel? We’re often guilty of over-venerating our design classics. The routemaster bus: outcry at its replacement, but they were cramped, noisy, a nightmare for the disabled and most were over 50 years old. Scott’s Phone box: 80 years old and now only used for prozzie cards and for drunks to have a piss in, be honest when was the last time you used one?
You can see how this design came about, ‘we want something youth, something different’ was the brief, it’s in every brief. And so they tried for something different, and let’s be honest, every other Olympic logo has sucked; 5 daubs of abstract colour and the rings, silly mascot, and forgoten before the Olympic flame has cooled – yawn.
We’ve got five years; maybe it’ll grow on us? Here’s my favourite.

















